Parking ticket and the retired guy

[steel609]

This story reminds me of McQ for some reason....


The other day I went downtown to run a few errands and buy my wife some
jewelry. I went into the local Jewelry store. I was only there for about 5
minutes.

When I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket. I said
to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His insensitivity annoyed
me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'

He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having worn tires.

So I proceeded to call him 'doughnut eating Gestapo.'

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he wrote a third ticket when I called him a moron in blue.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him, the
more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus.

The car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper
stickers that said, 'Obama in '08'.

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired. The doctor tells
me that it's important to my health.

[McQ68]

I didn't realize anybody else was listening when I was talking to that cop. Hmmmm.......

[dixondw]

You left out the part where he dared him to impound it....

[McQ68]

You left out the part where he dared him to impound it....
I never said that.:o

[McQ68]

And this one made me think of Steel-don't know why?
A guy is sitting in a bar just staring at his drink for half an hour when this big trouble-making biker steps next to him, grabs his drink, gulps it down in one swig and turns to the guy with a menacing stare as to say, "What are you gonna do about it?" The poor little guy starts crying. "Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time," the biker says. "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can't stand to see a man crying." "This is the worse day of my life," says the little guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stolen and I don't have insurance. I left my wallet in the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the plumber and my dog bit me. So, I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life, and then some idiot comes along and drinks the damn poison."

[steel609]

Somedays, nothing goes my way.

Ok.....most days. :)